My Team Does Not Suck!You suck!

And that’s not even the male fans. Yes, say hello to the NFL’s #1 favorite team among all women.  And not just ANY women. I’m talking the loud, 300-lb., cock-blocking beastulas that are destined to one day drive retarded kids to school in the short bus. As annoying as loud fans are in the bar, they’re even more annoying when they are fat, shrill women.

3. Deadspin editors hate us – we don’t care. I am not really a big fan of deadspin, so we’re even.  I think the writing tends to be the equivalent of Fox News teamed with TMZ. *shrugs* So don’t like us, we don’t care.

4. Somehow they still find a way to bitch. – WHAT? Why is this even a point?

5. I am not even commenting on #5, it makes no sense.

6. The Steel Curtain is the Worst Metaphor ever – so? the point is, it can close on you when you least expect it, you think you raised the curtain and suddenly, you are met by steel.  You already hate us, so let us have our “sucky” metaphors!

7. A final screw you from the readers – well readers of deadspin aren’t likely Steelers fans in the first place.  And going back to your own point #2 – many Steelers fans are women, but what you forgot to include is the level of education those women have.  Steelers female fans also have the highest levels of education. In fact, the majority of female football fans have high levels of education.  That said, do you think we want to read the combo of Fox News and TMZ? Nope. We don’t.

Bottom line, if Aaron hadn’t tagged me in this post, I never would have seen it.  And I wouldn’t have cared. In fact, I would have been able to sit and watch NFL Gameday in peace while sipping my coffee rather than writing this post.  But I had to respond.  It’s in my nature.  Plus, I just like annoying Aaron.

Why? because I am an obnoxious female Steelers fan. Six Six Six.

Have a great week 2 Gameday my friends!

Go Steelers!

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